Heyo, Slopmaster!!!
Is the turkey frozen? If yes, you could try the donation route.
Are the relatives all driving to the meal? If yes, you could roast it and everyone can take home leftovers. Or you could cut it up, freeze parts and make meals. I have some good turkey recipes including crockpot ones that are super easy. Do I hear "recipe thread revival" anyone?
Blondgod, Thanksgiving wishes to you.
I will be having Thanksgiving eat-and-run style with family in LA- I'm artist guest of honor at a science fiction convention over the weekend in Los Angeles, so I'm going from the meal to the hotel.
I am staying home for Christmas. Which I really want to do since I've never done it. 1000 mile runarounds are not very good for getting me in the "peace on earth" mood. Last year I got stuck for several days in a small Nevada mining town by a snowstorm on the way back from my sister's house in Idaho.