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mistressofdoom




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PostSubject: Random Silliness   Random Silliness Icon_minitimeSat Sep 13, 2008 3:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Random Silliness   Random Silliness Icon_minitimeSun Sep 14, 2008 4:07 am

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mistressofdoom




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PostSubject: Forwarded to my email today   Random Silliness Icon_minitimeSun Sep 14, 2008 1:36 pm

A very punny forward... don't "pun-nish" me!

1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker,
but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because
it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
6. Now matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle,
he just didn't have the balls to do it.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now
a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults:
Practice safe sects!
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PeaceMarauder
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PostSubject: Re: Random Silliness   Random Silliness Icon_minitimeSun Sep 14, 2008 5:05 pm

The rigor of reading has me feeling mortise Shocked Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Silliness   Random Silliness Icon_minitimeSun Sep 28, 2008 3:32 pm

Slopmaster said:
I'm watching this show on The History Channel about the end of the universe
Slopmaster says:
It ended with the possibility that billions of years from now our decendents could be advanced enough to escape to another universe when this one is done
PeaceMarauder says:
http://spaceflightnow.com/news/n0809/23darkflow/
PeaceMarauder says:
there's the door
Slopmaster says:
Cool
Slopmaster says:
I bet the Chinese get there first
PeaceMarauder says:
only if ther'es rice there
Slopmaster says:
hehe
Slopmaster says:
So they completed their first space walk. What kind of ship did they use to get into orbit?
PeaceMarauder says:
a rice rocket of course
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